1. burgrs:

    in 7th grade i turned to this kid that wouldn’t stop talking during class and i said “eric im going to shove this pencil up your ass” and my teacher called my mom and made me tell her what i said and my mom laughed for like 4 minutes

    (via the-craic-of-irwin)

    ivegotapenguinasbae:

    LUKE SPENT THE ENTIRE VIDEO EATING

    (via the-craic-of-irwin)

  2. shaxaphone:

    taco-marco:

    staff:

    starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

    image

    i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

    EVERYTIME I SEE THIS ITS A DIFFERENT IMAGE

    (Source: dddderrnsuree, via darlinglucas)

    (Source: oberlyn, via catchemallclifford)

  3. cumtomehemmings:

    I wish my summer was like the amnesia music video

    (via the-craic-of-irwin)

    dad-official:

    I would say you need Jesus but I don’t want him anywhere near you

    (via darlinglucas)

  4. "I promise. I will share my chips with you when you’ve finished yours and you’re still hungry. I promise to rub your belly when it growls. I will eat the mushrooms and tomatoes when we order Domino’s pizza. I will kiss the paper cuts and the door slammed fingers. I will try my hardest not to get annoyed with you when you whisper comments and questions during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling. Sometimes I will send you texts to brighten your day. I will greet you with coffee and a smile on cold winter mornings. I will rub your feet when they’re cold. I will light a fire in the fireplace and tell you how pretty you look in the golden glow."

    Lucy in a birthday card to Kaelyn. (December 8, 2013). (via thatgirlyouarelookingat)

    (via feistymikey)

    (Source: hirocks, via catchemallclifford)

    batmanisagatewaydrug:

    Guys

    No

    It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the fucking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things

    DETAILS

    (Source: markoruffalo, via blow-luke)

  5. stonedcashton:

    Michael’s playing guitar with sweater paws :33

    (via blow-luke)